Stuff Black people Like: #13 Being in the shade at the Beach

Ok it is very simple. White people tan and want to look like black people and black people are tanned (some are so black that it’s not called tan) and want to get lighter. Black people can’t wait until its winter, want to know why? It’s because they are not out in the sun getting darker. They actually get lighter during winter season. Then when summer rolls around it’s like being a slave all over again. The hot sun is beating on their backs, they are thirsty like a dog, and all they want to do is play in the fire hydrates. And the worst part is that black people can’t swim but love going to the beach. They love the water, that’s it. They hate the sand. They hate the car ride/bus ride. They hate cooking and preparing for the beach. And most of all they hate the sun. Next time you’re at the beach, take a look at the black people (if there is any) and see if they are loving the sun as much as everyone one else. They are probably under an umbrella, lying down with a t-shirt on or in the water.

Personally, I have a love hate relationship with the beach. I love everything except the sun. I am quite brown but the minute that sun touches me, I go from looking like a cookie to looking like an iPod. It’s just amazing how fast we can get dark and it sucks because we see white people laying there wanting to be darker. Its like a slap in the face!